"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

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the doritos party size bag says it contains 16 servings but my heart says 1

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"When you’re drunk and it’s late, and you’re missing me like hell, keep it to yourself."

Kacey Musgraves (via lovelikeliquor)

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i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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