• Friend: so how did you two meet?
  • Luke: derp con *gets hard*

unholyash:

all i want in life is for michael to post a picture of him comparing hands with ashton

(via cliffordmaniaa)

simmerdwn:

[someone 7000 miles away]:  ”5 Seconds Of Summer”

me:

image

(via cliffordmaniaa)

panerasexual:

sometimes there ISNT a reason for you to be depressed you just feel it and that’s completely valid i’m so sick of seeing people say that if you have a roof over your head you have no right to be depressed it’s sickening 

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via thefuuuucomics)